Random Fess ups

It's been a long time so some of these are from way back...here goes.

1. I did not let Jacob pick toilet paper off an almost empty roll just to keep him busy so I could finish putting on my make up.

2. I did not take a picture of myself while driving. I likewise was not tempted to put a sultry look on my face, roll down the window and tell the person next to me "this is for my personal website" before laughing hysterically and driving away.

3. I do not have a sick sense of humor

4. I did not raid the chocolate stash in the preschool room 4 times last week....Sorry Lib, I'll buy some more.

5. If I ruled the country I would not give lower tax refunds to those that use government programs like medicaid, food stamps, WIC, Hud...

6. I am not still terrified Jacob will stop breathing in his sleep....Melissa does that ever go away???

7. I do not know my husband is up to something when his messages start with "honey baby...."

8. I do not screen my calls when I am at home

9. I do not secretly enjoy watching NASCAR with my hubby

10. I did not get a Nikon D40 SLR last week...nor did I profit from circuit city liquidating

Look for new pics from my D40 coming soon. I'll be shooting a wedding at the end of this month so I will be practicing a lot!